waiting for a baby boy - a request

fingers and toes both equal ten,
a healthy boy to celebrate,
my deep congrats to Jer and Jen,
soon you'll wish you were celibate

You spend your moments oft debating,
when time'll start and stop,
it's eternal seconds spent in waiting,
for your beloved's about to pop.

they say it is a gift of joy,
or has this poet mispoke,
as a greedy uncle I wait for this boy,
but will panic when her waters broke,

cries begin at first inhale,
and sadly and glady never cease,
for parenting duties will regale,
and say goodbye to restful peace.

all I wish is boy and mom be healthy,
the time will come when it comes,
for both parents and children are wealthy,
another Webb the world welcomes