scot quote of the day - Sensei witnesses 20 something Guy in a profanity filled yelling rant at his girlfriend - I wasn't going to get involved - I just wanted my cigarettes, the store had families in it. I said " excuse me."

Guy -excuse you ****ing yourself ass****

Scot - listen infant, I have injuries older than you, and unless you want to have PTSD from me choking you with your umbilical cord, Show some manhood and treat your lady with respect. I don't have to curse once to put you back in your womb and hope you develop more, you zygote. I will eat you.

Guy ( attempts a witty retort, stumbles )

I go in for the kill

Scot - these conversations are so much easier with you X-box and action figures. Yelling at your girl doesn't make you a man, your really bad ink doesn't make you a man, being a man - makes you a man - Now grow up and apologize.

He stormed out with his girl - the cigarettes were free of charge

intellectual conversations with a 6 year old part 3
( Brandon wakes me up, and I am in a pre coffee haze - He's in Batman Pajamas )
Brandon - gonna eat your brain, you gonna sword me more swords fighting today ( begins eating my brain )
Scot - I'm going to need my brain for that
Brandon - No you won't its swords
Scot - Just let me have my coffee little dude
Brandon - can I have that spider man belt you have
Scot - nope, that's my student Billy's
Brandon - if I eat your brain you won't remember
Scot - Batman has his utility belt use that
Brandon - Batman doesn't need a belt he doesn't wear pants.

ntellectual arguments with a six year old -
Scot - You want me to eat your brain?
Brandon - No
Scot - Yes
Brandon - No
Scot - Yes
( 3 minutes later )
Brandon - No
Scot - No
Brandon - Yes
( I commenced eating his brain, and thought about how I learned most of my morality from bugs bunny )
Brandon - uncle scot is a stupidhead (laughing)
(Then I with all my intellectual and verbal powers went in with a devastating counter.)
Scot - Am not.
Brandon - Why?
( My mind flashed to Admiral Akbar at the battle of Endor , "it's a trap!!")
Scot - Well played young sir.


 intellectual arguments with a six year old - part 2

Scot - so brandon are you hanging out with me tonight
Brandon - Nu=uh , I got a play date with 2 girls
Scot - life is so unfair, your social life is better than mine
Brandon - (putting fingers up to head making an "L" sign ) Loser
( he walks over pats me on the knee ) it's ok, uncle scot, you can eat my brain later

sensei awesome moment of the day - Christmas came early - I went to finish Christmas shopping in the rainy chaos. At the toy store, I picked up a few needful thing and was watching an older boy chasing his little sister with a foam sword. He was swinging it wildly. Their poor mother was on her last nerve.
I asked if mother was ok. " He won't stop chasing her and being a bully."
I said " Give me one moment."
I took one of the foam swords and took the little girl aside. Put my back to the boy.
" He won't stop chasing me."
" I know, but here's what you do. It's called a retreat thrust"
After a quick demo. I continued shopping and waited. The berserker rage overcame the boy and he started charging her. She planted her feet and held the foam sword out in front her. The boy ran straight into the foam point and stopped. Completely stunning him and poking him in the nether regions. The mother burst out laughing and applauded. The girl giggled gleefully the way only little girls can. The boy stopped chasing the sister and I struck a blow for kids who were picked on, of which I was one. To me, that was my gift of the magi.