Bad decisions=good stories

Bad decisions=good stories


MONDAY

Bad decisions= good stories - nothing sucks more than that moment during a argument when you realize you are completely wrong. So you have two choices admit you are wrong ( not an option ) or end up as a story told decades later of a guy who drank St. Ives while on codine and ran around the woods half naked thinking he was Puck from Midsummer Night's Dream.



Bad decisions = good stories ; "Kindness gives birth to kindness." - Sophocles. Well obviously Sophocles besides beign a great playwright was also a NINJA.


TUESDAY

Bad Decisions = Good Stories - I totally envy all those times I took nap when I was younger. Little child slackers. You know I fear children they are here to replace us. They want my stuff. Children should be eaten and not heard. Send them to the toddler mines!



Bad Decisions = Good Stories - Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I mean besides all the free food and cheap artifacts you find at the funeral. Obits would be interesting. Especially if they have a Darwin awards aspect to them. Natural causes – boring. But found naked handcuffed to an inflatable partner while covered in coolwhip – 5 stars.

WEDNESDAY

Bad Decisions = Good Stories – Word program is tricksey. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my two hundred page epic poem “ Ode to a con girl dressed like Zatanna but she hasn’t noticed me for I failed my saving throw vs Charisma” that I swear I did not make any changes to. Cunning program steals great art. Why change perfection. Bloody word fascist.

Bad Decisions = Good Stories – The saying “ Everyday you are above ground is a good day.” Well that’s just racist against Mole People and other subterranean species. SO you are telling me that blind albino salamanders or crayfish are not capable of moments of bliss. Intolerance annoys me.

THURSDAY

Bad Decision = good story - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good ( a rare occasion ) and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day ( despite stalking and restraining orders. That’s profiling dammit ). What a waste. SO I decide to look like death on a stick everyday just to trick them.

Bad Decision = good story - As a driver I hate pedestrians ( get a car hoofer ) there should be a point system for hitting them, and I always hate cyclists ( join in the death of the planet, splitter, the two wheeled hellspawn of vehicular ignorance ). Lance Armstrong their leader is the devil. Hitting him should be worth at least a million points and a hummer that is powered by equal parts kittens, souls, and Victorian era child labor. Like Dick Cheney’s truck.

FRIDAY

Bad Decision = good story - I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet any weekend night at Rudy’s Tap room and taxidermy parlor. More kisses ( and regrets) begin with bachelorette parties, Long Island ice teas, a stripper named Fernando and a cheap hotel than Kay Jewelers.