BAR-CHASM – noun – pronunciation -BAHR KASUM – definition – An inescapable verbal trap resulting from any story beginning with – “ So I was drinking at --- insert bar or pub name here --- ” and ending with waking up naked in a ditch somewhere in Brooklyn short a kidney.




Long Island to English Dictionary



LIE-BURRY – noun – pronunciation – DUH ( usually silent but implied )- L-EYE-BERRY – definition - a place on the Long Island region of New York where books and videos are stored and loaned out for free.



THEE-AYY-TUR – noun – pronunciation – DUH-( usually silent but implied )- TEE-HAY-TOR - definition

1. a place on the Long Island region of New York where movies are shown.

2. a place where an ancient form of three dimensional entertainment is displayed without the benefits of remote controls or special effects where people speak funny accents.

3. a place you have to sneak snacks into and complain about the prices usually located in a mythical places called “the city”



MEW SEE UM – noun – pronunciation – DUH - ( usually silent but implied )- MYOO – ZZEEUM – definition – a place where they keep old stuff, “ I mean like the sixties..” that has a suggested donation. “Screw that, here’s a buck” where you normally leave with a small metallic pin with an embossed “M” on it.