Thursday, May 17, 2012

random weirdness

random thoughts culminating in the realisation of why I am single


1. Timing is everything unfortunately, I likes my plans like I likes my women - undemanding, loose and felxible and on an excell spreasheet. I am a scheduel slut. A time bimbo - A timbo.

2. just because I am this tall,pretty, and leggy blonde doesn't mean I am a bimbo, I am a himbo. Damn racists.

3. I belive in total marriage equality - I was once in a bi-species relationship, I dated a Republican



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