Saturday, September 26, 2009

I have a theory

Things not to put on resume or you will not find in Monster.com search engines. I know now why there are no super heroes – they can’t find day jobs.

Billionaire Playboy posing as masked vigilante,
Pirate or Privateer,
Mild mannered news reporter actually super-heroic alien,
Viking,
Camelot era knight transported through time,
Deep cover secret agent posing as billionaire playboy,
King of underwater civilization,
Cowboy fighting the good fight,
Mutant blessed and cursed with powers reviled by the general populace.
Time Lord,
Scientist blessed with super abilities from accident,
Smuggler with heart of gold,
Swashbuckler in disguise as foppish prince,
Mechanical genius posing as his own bodyguard,
Super-villain dictator of small eastern European country,
World War 2 anachronism, formerly frozen in ice, now embodiment of American ideals,
Super-villain running for president,
Blind Lawyer posing as masked vigilante,
Camelot era Demon with a penchant for rhyme,
Immortal being only killed by decapitation…

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