12 steps

as a italian armerican and a ferrara i do feel we need a 12 step program, problem is the meetings would turn into celebrations of italian american culture. Step one " Why aren't you married", step two "why did you marry them", step three " Don't feel guilty just because this is killing grandma" step four " Insanity does not run in the family...that's what the voices tell me. Step five " grandpa didn't go deaf his hearing just gave up the will to live" Step six - I don't deny anything, never. Step seven "you're wrong, accept it", step eight " did I say you were right, I misspoke", step nine "acceptance what you can't change is for flipping losers", step ten " gunshot wound, minor, here's some duct tape. Step eleven " decapitation, suck it up. and step tweleve " you're not married yet?"