Saturday, April 7, 2012

preparations

easter dinner, prepping reasons why I am STILL not married or have kids -
answer 1 - oh look at the time...( followed by fleeing )
answer 2 - the zombie apocalypse is coming? ( Italian grnadmother then prompty whacks me in the back of the head with a wodden spoon that mystically matrializes out of the air ninja style. I swear Batman fears that woman )
answer 3 - kids just want my toys? ( Nehphew hears this and a battle ensues over my iron men action figure collection)
answer 4 - You've met me, right? ( long preganant pause, then a shrug and reluctant acceptance )

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