Friday, April 6, 2012

observations

If Born Again Christians are the religeous equivalent of cocaine users ( everyone is against them, and they want to sleep with everything, then aologize later after painting oneself into an inescapable moral corner ) ), does using the same scale make Catholics alcoholics ( old school and responsible for more pregnancies than chevrolet back seats ), and Bhuddists potheads ( dude karma could have only been dreamed up by a pothead wrestling with a bag of doritos )

Leonie my Saffer Goddess responded -I'm reading a book wher the author reckons that religions are poison - seeng that you're likening them to drugs, which are poisons, then maybe that makes Muslims the religious PCP users (foam at the mouth, want to fight everyone) and Hindus are the acidheads (look at all the pretty colors and wow, that guy's got an elephant head!).

HA ! and the Mormons are heroin addicts ( equating the high to abject polygymy and moral superiority ) the Pagans are Peyote users ( dude the fox talks and the tree is a god, have you met thor ) the Atheists are gambling addicts ( screw the concept of the afterlife, I'm all in )

those of the Jewish fatih, perscription drugs ( it's signed for ), the Agnostics - methheads ( I can't decide between the high or teeth the consistency of over ripe peaches, why not both )

I was asked if Captain America throws his shield ? What does captain Britain throw? " My response " Scones and wicked sarcasm."
what is Captain Brittain's Battle Cry " Oy Bollocks!!!!!" and " Sorry!"

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